This morning, well last night I was up at 3am (couldn't sleep) so I decided I would walk 3 miles to taco bell bc I was hungry. So I was walking and I got to this part where the sidewalk stopped and the walking path started being painted on the asphalt of the road??? Think its dark on the side of this narrow road and the occasional car drives past around 60mph. Going around a turn I hear an ambulance and/or firetruck and I'm like "oh no someone got hit going down this stupid road" which was not actually the case but it just wasn't reassuring. It was either gonna be that, i thought or a police officer that is gonna come over and be like "you can't walk here" because it felt like walking on the side of a highway. but anyway I get to the taco bell but its on the other side of the road and I can't cross anywhere, so I just look at it and the sign's out and the firetruck and ambulance are there. I was like oh my god if they burned down the taco bell before i could buy something im gonna be pissed. I finally find a crosswalk and as I'm about to cross a police car with lights zooms by at a speed clearly over 80 and pulls into the taco bell, followed by 2 more?? so I get there, and there's also an ambulance and they're wheeling in a stretcher as half the cars in the parking lot drive away, so i wearily walk in because the open sign is still on and its just some kid that's wasted on some sort of drug and they're all circled around him taking turns telling him to call his mom. This is kinda worrying bc I have nothing to do with him, but I'm a similar age and I screwed up my eyeliner a couple hours ago and we have the same look going on there as well. So they end up arresting him because he keeps accidentally opening spotify instead of calling his mom. They told him "congratulations, you just made the stupidest decision of your life" but I was like there's probably worse decisions he could theoretically make, and also you don't know this kid's mom. But idk I doubt he was thinking clearly to begin with, so I don't trust him to be knowing that jail is actually preferable to his mom. Walking back was all uphill and it sucked a lot, and I probably burned all the calories I got from eating my bean burrito on the walk there and back anyway. But I got to write this blog post about it!!!!1!1!
Anyway, TTYL Rosebud!!1!11! (stupid reference)